He says to his buddy at lunch, "Last night, I rolled over, tapped
my beautiful young wife on the shoulder, gave her a wink, and we had ourselves a performance! Later that night, about 2 o'clock,
I rolled over, gave my sweetie a nudge, and we had ourselves another performance. Well, being so newly married and not yet
tired of the task, I waited quietly in bed while my beauty slept until I couldn't wait any longer. It was 4 o'clock when I
gave her a little nudge. She opened her blue eyes and smiled sweetly. We immediately had ourselves a rehearsal.
"A rehearsal?" His buddy asks. "Don't you mean a performance?"
